You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

Very Elden Ring

Vampire rules

Because that song is a banger

Same, this woman is a living saint just like Rogers

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

It is, but they got the spirit

Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?

Heath… Ledger?

Kinda hard to be a bigot when your favorite show is about a egalitarian socialist utopia

PSA Learned recently that Lillies are incredibly toxic for cats. Like there have been cases where a cat dies just from brushing up against a Lilly and cleaning themselves.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

Burns so good

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!

I’ve seen a beaver dam

Someone made an airbag for this sadly can’t find it though

Probably not that many. I hate his guts and I just followed because I need good seats to the shit show that’s about to happen.

I bet they used upvotes to weight the Reddit data, which means they trained this thing to be funny not smart.

And you’d say that some brilliant student project isn’t. Publication is not the definition of science. Does the work have to be correct to be science? No. Most science is eventually shown to be incorrect in some way. It’s the search for answers that defines science not some journal that openly exploits the people who are searching.

Never thought I’d say this but I’m on Elon’s side this time. If you’re seeking new information about the world and generally following the scientific method you’re doing science.

Is it good science? That’s a different question.