ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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What has helped me is realizing that I could literally be a federal judge right now--hell, maybe even a Supreme Court justice, a Senator, whatever. And even if that were the case, there's no guarantee I could single-handedly address any of the bullshit happening. It helps me feel better when I feel like I "need" to be trying to fix the entire world.

We had snails at my last house and I became fascinated, in part because there was suuuuuch a variety of sizes. I'd never seen such adorably teeny tiny snails. You really, really had to study the ground closely to see them. And they'd be right there alongside these behemoths 50x their size. Plus they're so slow and chill that it's hard to be creeped out by them. And they're like little aliens!

Poor kitties. :(

In the case of DeepSeek, because of this:

The monkey would 100% ride away before she turned, then you're really in the dog house, mister.

Buddha

Who would you cast as your perfect Iron Man?

Also mine had a headphone jack before I STUPIDLY traded for a fucking Samsung. Never again.

Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

That's probably the healthy mindset that leads to better relationships. If I'm being honest, I lean a bit more toward, "...good times, I should take up smoking again..."

I'll believe it when I see it with my own eyes.

I didn't finish Season 2. As Season 1 progressed, I began to get the feeling they didn't have a destination in mind and were sort of making it up as they went. Maybe I'm wrong, but Season 2 seemed to confirm it for me.

I can't wholly recommend reading this poster aloud.

I want to hear this theory fleshed out?

If you look closely, Aristotle isn't just talking the talk: he's enrobed in cheese himself.

Hear me out: grass-fed pork.

Unfortunately, as we know only too well, pot pesto was just a gateway straight to fentanyl pesto.

Pour one out for the poor fella who finally got his turn to poop just before this happened.

I’ll still have a couple of beers before I get on the plane, because I’m not afraid of flying..

Have to admit this is kind of funny.