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The Imperium of Slavs

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It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a decade The Emperor Putin has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Russia. He is the Master of Slavs by the will of the gods, and master of a hundred oblasts by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Soviet era. He is the Carrion Lord of the Federation for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the nazi-infested miasma of the West, the only route between distant cities, their way lit by the GLONASS, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Spetsnaz, the special forces, faith-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the VDV and countless conscripts, the ever vigilant FSB and the engineer of the Kalashinov Concern to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from foriegn capital, liberals, LGBT - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only SMO. There is no peace amongst the cities, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting capitalists.

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Bulletins and News Discussion from September 23rd to September 29th, 2024 - The War In The North
  • ancaptain should pull out of the UN and sanction every country that is part of this dirty corrupt socialist organisation.

  • Military briefing: Russia ‘overwhelms’ Ukrainian forces on eastern front
  • Russia is doing this with nothing but shovels. Imagine what will happen if Russians invent Muskets.

  • GUNTHER!!!
  • This guy is pure genius

  • Georgian trans model murdered after parliament passes ‘anti-LGBTQ+’ law
  • European Values required to get in the EU

  • I went on Reddit (yeah, yeah, I know) on my phone while on an errand today, the device that all that enshittification is ostensibly intended for, and OH WOW it's bad.
  • I still use third party apps so it's tolerable but holy shit the official app is soon bad. They should just buy Apollo for ios and sync for android and make them official apps.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 16th to September 22nd, 2024 - This Megathread Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan - COTW: Afghanistan
  • I think Biden should have Trump Executed on live and then kill himself. This will be a heroic sacrifice that will save the world.

  • Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture
    www.swissinfo.ch Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture

    Zurich politician Sanija Ameti has been heavily criticised and reported to the police after firing shots at a picture with a Christian motif.

    Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture

    r/Europe discussion (CW : Hitler Particles)

    https://reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1fi0dx9/swiss_politician_resigns_after_firing_shots_at/

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    What Does 'Gooning' Do to Your Brain?

    Wow I finally know what Gooning is and I hate it

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    ZEN BROWSER SITUATION IS CRAZY!!!

    It's an Arc-Browser clone WIP which uses Firefox as base. It's everything I would want from a browser.

    Pros:

    1. Open Source
    2. UI-First Approach means it's working towards a modern browsing experience like Arc
    3. Firefox as base so all Firefox Extensions like Adnauseum/Ublock work on it
    4. No threat of MV3. Arc has stopped blocking ads for me hence I will no longer be using Chromium at all. Adblocking works like a charm on Zen.
    5. Highly customizable with a very fast development cycle.

    Cons:

    1. It's in Alpha so expect Bugs and less features
    2. Still missing some features from Arc like Peek and Command Bar

    I would recommend trying out this browser @ https://zen-browser.app/

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    Guardsman Joe Gets a Little Too Curious About Chaos

    Both of them fit right into 40k. Honestly if this was just some animation then I would think it's real lore.

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    Zelensky's Kursk incursion could be playing into Putin's hands
    www.newsweek.com Zelensky's Kursk incursion could be playing into Putin's hands

    Ukraine's push into Russian territory comes amid Moscow's advances toward Pokrovsk in the Donetsk region.

    Zelensky's Kursk incursion could be playing into Putin's hands

    Putin has weaponised Zelensky 😩

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    Balenciaga is just a massive troll operation to scam rich people

    Ain't no way anybody thinks this looks good. They just get cheap stuff from China that purposefully looks horrible and sell it to rich assholes at ridiculous prices.

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    TikTok prankster arrested after claiming to have bomb to 2 police officers at a Airport

    > The Charleston County Aviation Authority officers were in the ticketing area on Saturday when 20-year-old Thomas Brienza, of New York, walked up and said he “didn’t want any problems” and that he had a bomb on him and fentanyl in a car parked outside, according to a report.

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