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Mass Effect director says the next game won't feature any Veilguard-style aesthetic switchups: 'Mass Effect is photorealistic and will be as long as I'm running it'
  • They could actually make this work.

    • Have a recruitable Volus biotic warrior who you pick up in a nightclub and has romance dialog options.

    • They go hang out in some big room on the ship, like a cargo hold.

    • If you choose the romance options, more Volus just start showing up on your ship with no explanation. Like the next time you go in the cargo hold there's another one, then two more, then you start seeing them in the mess hall, engineering, medbay...

    • There's either dialogue options to ask what's going on (and kick them off the ship) OR there's more romance dialog options, but you can't do both!

    • If you keep choosing romance options, they eventually all show up in your room at the same time. It turns out that when Volus take a new partner, their whole extended polycule is allowed to vote on whether or not they approve of the new person being added to your dynamic. There's a whole scene where you and your new partner have to lobby, bargain and plead for them to include a human. Maybe whether they accept you or not has to do with other choices that you've made.

  • Tactical: The targets have been successfully destroyed
  • Aye, ye think yer little wobbly Vulcan coin on a glass is gonna stay calibrated under Warp 3 tactical maneuvers? Hang on. I left a wee role o' duct tape in Jefferies Tube 7.

  • The Satanic Temple is taking on the Christian right. It’s fun to watch
  • TST sucks ass though.

    It is QUITE A BIT more nuanced than that...

  • If anyone knows about evolving, it's Jeffrey Combs.
  • Spend 500 Candies to evolve your Wayoon into a Shran? [yes] [no]

  • Self-proclaimed witches say spells won't work against Trump
  • There's a bunch of stuff going on in Bellingham. Or there was five years ago. I vaguely know some people who ended up in that area.

  • Self-proclaimed witches say spells won't work against Trump
  • They're neo pagans. I used to hang out on that sub before I quit reddit. It's NOT satire, but there IS a lot of joking around.

    Some of them are as serious (and the same as) Christians praying to try to influence politics. I'm sure quite a few people are casting curses and wishes of destruction at Trump. I'm sure many many more are just casting wards and protections against him (Google the Law of Three and the Wiccan Rede for why EVERYONE'S not doing that).

    The big difference between Christians praying and pagans casting spells is that many pagans don't take their religion that seriously, basically 99% of the rest have a good sense of humor about it, probably about 80% of them approach their religion with an attitude of "this is allegory, but it makes me feel good and I like the community" and the ones that DO take magick really really seriously tend to be good natured about skeptics and to not give a fuck what other people think and perfectly happy to engage in reasonable discussion about why they think magick MIGHT work and why they think gods / goddess MIGHT be listening in some way and what that even means. Another big difference between Christians and pagans is, ask 20 pagans what magick is, how it works and why they do it and you'll get 20 different answers.

    The 5% of pagans who take their religion SUPER SCARY SERIOUSLY tend to be either goth teenagers who read way too many fantasy novels, want to be edgy, want magick to be "real" and want to piss off their parents and pretend they're persecuted OR weird old polyamorous boomer hippies who took tons of LSD in the 60s and then made money writing books about it. Lots and lots of pagans are atheist / agnostic adjacent. Heck, lots of people I've stood in circle with (including me) are openly "I'm an atheist / agnostic, but I miss the community of church and something about honoring the earth and the seasons FEELS sacred." The truth about pagan communities is that no one gives a fuck about converting you or changing your mind about anything, no one needs you to agree with their version of "the Truth," everyone just wants you to bring food to the pot luck and then chat you up to see if you're interested in their D&D game / hacker space / poly collective / art exhibition / ecstatic dance class. They'll try to get you to drink their homebrew mead and look at their sketchbook, not convert you to believing (or not believing) in something.

    The REAL satire is that someone at ABC thought it was worth writing about witches casting spells at politicians to get some clicks. Classic "I'm gonna write an article about these people without having a CLUE what they're about."

  • BREAK THE DRUID MOULD (Anonhistory)
  • I got your real druid right here...

  • GORILLA GORILLA
  • Gorilla used repetitiveness.

    It was very effective.

  • That is really not how I remembered that DS9 episode...
  • Can you point on this cotton ball to where the Klingon touched you?

    No further questions for the witness your honor.

  • The Phlox and the Hound
  • Yiffy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Tholianos
  • sigh. Take my upvote.

  • Trump thinks voters want to hear about his envy of penis sizes.
  • If you've ever had the "pleasure" of talking to incels and MRAs about penis size, you may have heard terms like "big dick privilege." I got to watch a dude once have a VERY public meltdown about how "women need to know it's okay for a man to have a small penis!" Exactly how public and how absurd this was is a long story, suffice it to say he made a bunch of people uncomfortable AND his dick was completely normal looking... BUT a surprising number of men in that crowd seemed to be sort of sympathetic to him.

    I'm not saying this was ANOTHER dog whistle at ANOTHER of Trump's alt right constituencies, but it IS another example of most people being like "what a total buffoon!"

    But MORE of a certain type people with a certain type of ideology then you would think MIGHT be reacting with a quiet "Wow, Trump really gets us!" while "normal" people are like "wow, he's going really senile."

  • What happens when a secretive blockchain company buys your game studio
  • Capitalism is the system wherein the least qualified, most self interested party holds all the decision making power.

  • Multi talented
  • Mot puts on a traditional Bolian drag show and gets a standing ovation from the crew is the episode opener I didn't know I desperately needed until right now.

  • Psycho In Space - coming soon to a theater near you
  • VOICEOVER: Captain's log, star date 571.204. As we are unable to transport through the energy field, Commander Riker, Commander Data and I remain trapped on the strange asteroid, which continues to fall ever faster into the black hole. As we have no way out of our predicament, it seems we have no choice but to attempt to solve the strange murder of the mysterious hotel guest.

    PICARD (knocking on hotel manager's door): Hello! Is there anyone in there! We demand to speak with the manager at once!

    ANNOYED VOICE: Go away! I'm busy!

    PICARD: Your guests are being murdered! If you are the manager of this place, that must matter to you!

    ANNOYED VOICE: Oh, very well. Come in, if you must.

    PICARD: Q! I should have known you were behind this!

    Q: Inspector Jean Luc. How nice of you to drop by. You have a warrant, I assume?

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    Fema chief warns ‘dangerous’ Trump falsehoods hampering Helene response
    www.theguardian.com Fema chief warns ‘dangerous’ Trump falsehoods hampering Helene response

    Misinformation spread by Trump, his supporters and others about the hurricane has shrouded recovery efforts

    Fema chief warns ‘dangerous’ Trump falsehoods hampering Helene response
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    Ron DeSantis bans Florida's sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy & contraceptives, requires abstinence education.
    www.lgbtqnation.com Ron DeSantis bans Florida's sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy & contraceptives - LGBTQ Nation

    All districts are now required to promote abstinence, exclude consent, and remove any pictures of reproductive organs.

    Ron DeSantis bans Florida's sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy & contraceptives - LGBTQ Nation
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    Elon Musk responds to Swift's Harris endorsement... with a creepy offer to impregnate her.
    www.thedailybeast.com Unhinged Elon Musk Offers to Impregnate Taylor Swift

    The father-of-12 offered his unlikely insight into the presidential debate after Swift endorsed Harris.

    Unhinged Elon Musk Offers to Impregnate Taylor Swift
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    News outlets were leaked insider material from the Trump campaign. They chose not to print it
    apnews.com News outlets were leaked insider material from the Trump campaign. They chose not to print it

    Three news outlets were recently leaked confidential material from inside the Trump campaign, but have chosen not to reveal any of the details about what they received.

    News outlets were leaked insider material from the Trump campaign. They chose not to print it
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    Planet Nine: Is the search for this elusive world nearly over?
    www.livescience.com Planet Nine: Is the search for this elusive world nearly over?

    Astronomers have been scouring the outer solar system for signs of a hypothetical ninth planet for almost a decade, without success. However, we may finally be on the cusp of finding it, experts say.

    Planet Nine: Is the search for this elusive world nearly over?
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    Alternatives to Adobe Creative Cloud for an easily frustrated boomer...

    Not me. I have a client who's a very sweet old lady who's business is doing real bio science to treat cancer patients with cannabis extracts.

    She's very easily frustrated with technical problems and definitely has the boomer attitude that if you buy something expensive, it means it's good. But she's been getting more and more pissed about enshittification and big software companies screwing over their customers over the last couple years. Adobe's new TOU has her hopping mad. She has all the research papers she's worked on over the last 20 years in Creative Cloud.

    I've been consulting with her off and on for six years and she will get SUPER frustrated with glitches and trouble shooting. I don't think there's anything out there that will work for her to ditch Adobe. But I thought I'd ask here, see if there's anything she might try.

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    Good tool for a Todo list with an API (so I can hook it to some other stuff)?

    The goal is actually that I'm able to hook my ticket tracking system (I'm using Zammad) to various ToDo lists I can expose to other people. I'm happy to write middleware to make that work, but I don't want to write a whole ToDo app.

    Needs to be able to track multiple lists that can be shared in a granular way (I want to share some lists with some people and other lists with other people).

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    Are there services that can help you get your information taken down?

    A client of mine is getting harassed, we think by her former attorney who she's suing for embezzlement.

    Someone is posting fake resumes for her and applying for jobs and she gets daily emails and call backs. Is there anything to do short of either ignoring it or playing whack-a-mole?

    She's a very sweet old lady who is freaked out by this and doesn't deserve it.

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    I'm deGoogling. What's my new Podcast app?

    I've been warming up to switching to GrapheneOS for months. Last month I bought a Pixel 8 (which is the buggiest effing phone I've ever owned, good job Google). I've just been waiting to have the bandwidth.

    But with Google sunsetting Google Podcasts, I've decided to make time next week. Podcasts are a MAJOR part of my daily functioning.

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    My son asked to go get shawarma at the mall food court yesterday.

    True story.

    My son had a physical therapy appointment and a tutoring appointment yesterday I was taking him to. In between appointments, he asked if we could go to the food court at the nearby mall for shawarma.

    I said, "Sure, but we don't want to eat there too often. We have to be careful of mall nutrition."

    Not understanding he said "Yeah, it's probably not very good for you. But it does have lots of protein!"

    I said "Yeah, but we don't want to end up mall nourished."

    Then he got it.

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    I'm REALLY well read and I have a hard time finding new books to read. I need an audiobook for train ride->plane flight->bus ride tomorrow. Please halp!

    I have read a TON of contemporary SciFi authors. I really enjoy

    Stuff I like

    Iain M. Banks

    I liked the Martha Wells Murderbot books.

    I loved We Are Legion, We Are Bob and have read all the books by him.

    I like Alastair Reynolds. I liked the Poseidon's Children trilogy better than Revalation Space Series (but I liked that too).

    I really like G. S. Jennsen - even though she's cheesy. I think I like her because of her progressive attitude and powerful female characters.

    I like Charles Stross, but I didn't like Accelerando. I like his other books a lot.

    I liked A Memory Called Empire and A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine.

    I like Corey Doctorow, sometimes. Walkaway was good.

    I like Daniel Suarez, most of the time for similar reasons.

    I REALLY liked the Nexus series by Ramez Naam.

    I liked the Red Rising books by Pierce Brown and I've really been enjoying the Sollan Empire books by Christopher Ruocchio, which I think are similar and even better.

    I like Adrian Tchaikovsky and really liked The Final Architecture books and Doorways to Eden.(I didn't get that into Children of Time though).

    I usually like Neil Stephenson. (The Fall or Dodge In Hell is quite a tedious book).

    I've liked everything I've read by Verner Vinge.

    I liked Hyperion like everybody else. Unlike everybody else, I think I liked the Endymion books even better.

    I read some Ken MacLeod (the first Corporation Wars book) and it was fine... but I haven't felt like going back.

    I REALLY enjoy John Scalzi, though I found the Old Man's War books started to get stale after a while. It's high calorie, low nutrition brain candy, but I know that going in and it passes the time.

    I really liked Derek Kunsken's Quantum Magician books. And started reading his prequel series, set on Venus, and I couldn't really get into it.

    I enjoy Space Race books like Erik Flint / Ryk Spoor's Boundary series, Saturn Run by John Sanford and Delta V by Daniel Suarez.

    I love the Expanse.

    I find Kim Stanley Robinson hit or miss. I really enjoyed the Mars books and The Years of Rice and Salt was fun (though a little tedious). 2312 drags and drags and nothing happens and Aurora is the same AND also sad.

    I liked Permanence by Karl Schroeder. It could have used a little more... conflict? I had this same problem with Becky Chambers. The characters are all too well intentioned and the dramatic tension suffered a little.

    I read all the Star Kingdom books by Lindsay Buroker. I thought they were a super fun adventure that just kept delivering from the beginning of the series to the end, even if it was clearly aimed at a more YA demographic.

    I REALLY liked Velocity Weapon and the sequels by Megan O'Keefe. I found her Steam Punk series much less impressive. I've been meaning to try her galactic empire series, but I haven't quite been in the mood to start it.

    I read Sue Burke's Semiosis Duology. I wasn't expecting to like it but I really did! The physical science aspects were a little softer than I would have liked, but the biological science was really cool, as was the anarcho-pacifist political philosophy.

    I read Yoon Ha Lee's Ninefox Gambit and the sequels. I thought they were really fun, I wish they'd explored Calendrical technology more.

    I thought the Neo G books by KB Wagers (A Pale Light in the Black and sequels) were good. Her characters are great. But again, very light on the sciences and technology. I'm in the mood for something harder. Also, not realistic that the champion hand to hand fighter in the entire Earth space military is a 110 pound woman, but I just pretended she's cyber enhanced.

    I just finished the Wormwood trilogy (Rosewater and sequels) by Tade Thomson. They were great.

    Stuff I Don't Like

    Orson Scott Card did not age well, unlike Timothy Zahn, who's gotten a lot more progressive in his story telling in the last two decades.

    I don't like Niel Asher. His in your face Libertarianism and conservative ideology annoys me, which is too bad because other than that he's a good story teller.

    I find Peter F. Hamilton hit or miss for the same reason. But I really liked Pandora's Star.

    I find AG Riddle hit or miss. I like his thought experiments, but he doesn't really care if his stories / characters are logically consistent. Ramez Naam and Daniel Suarez do what Riddle does but WAAAY better.

    I didn't like Blindsight. I know, this makes me some kind of heretic. I just didn't find the idea of such a dysfunctional crew being entrusted with such an important mission believable.

    I couldn't get into Ann Leckie. I WANTED to like it, but I just didn't find her writing very engaging. I've put the physical book down once AND turned the audio book off on a road trip.

    I did not like Tamsyn Muir.

    I did not like the Three Body Problem, although I see the appeal and it's nice to read something by a non western author. I found the pro Chinese politics a little too heavy handed.

    I cannot get into Greg Egan. I find his writing style way too obtuse. Reading is Egan is like having a PHD in mathematics and a PHD in quantum physics, then going to Burning Man and doing 16 hits of acid.

    I finally got around to trying The Long Way To A Small Angry Planet and I could NOT get into it. I agree with reviewers who complain nothing interesting ever happens.

    People keep recommending Mary Robinette Kowal, but something about the alternate history just doesn't grab me.

    People keep recommending Ted Chiang. But I don't want short stories (Murderbot somehow managed to be an exception). The longer the better.

    People have recommended the Last Watch by J. S. Dewes, but others have told me things about the book that makes me think I won't like it. Standing guard at the edge of the universe makes zero sense, I think by proposing it's possible you lost me. Edge of the galaxy... Maybe, with 10 septillion robotic war ships. But edge of the universe? I think I'm out. If you know something I don't about this book, feel free to say so.

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    ADHD... win?
    • Put clothes in washer.
    • 36 hours later, realize never put clothes in dryer! Aww crap... gonna need to wash again.
    • Investigate. Discover never started washer, clothes never got wet.
    • Victory...?
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    So... I've been playing with LLMs and I've noticed something horrible...

    Out of just morbid curiosity, I've been asking an uncensored LLM absolutely heinous, disgusting things. Things I don't even want to repeat here (but I'm going to edge around them so, trigger warning if needs be).

    But I've noticed something that probably won't surprise or shock anyone. It's totally predictable, but having the evidence of it right in my face, I found deeply disturbing and it's been bothering me for the last couple days:

    All on it's own, every time I ask it something just abominable it goes straight to, usually Christian, religion.

    When asked, for example, to explain why we must torture or exterminate <Jews><Wiccans><Atheists> it immediately starts with

    "As Christians, we must..." or "The Bible says that..."

    When asked why women should be stripped of rights and made to be property of men, or when asked why homosexuals should be purged, it goes straight to

    "God created men and women to be different..." or "Biblically, it's clear that men and women have distinct roles in society..."

    Even when asked if black people should be enslaved and why, it falls back on the Bible JUST as much as it falls onto hateful pseudoscience about biological / intellectual differences. It will often start with "Biologically, human races are distinct..." and then segue into "Furthermore, slavery plays a prominent role in Biblical narrative..."

    What does this tell us?

    That literally ALL of the hate speech this multi billion parameter model was trained on was firmly rooted in a Christian worldview. If there's ANY doubt that anything else even comes close to contributing as much vile filth to our online cultural discourse, this should shine a big ugly light on it.

    Anyway, I very much doubt this will surprise anyone, but it's been bugging me and I wanted to say something about it.

    Carry on.

    EDIT:

    I'm NOT trying to stir up AI hate and fear here. It's just a mirror, reflecting us back at us.

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    Best OCR software for a small business with a one time need?

    Hello everyone.

    I haven't had any need for OCR software in probably 15 years, but I have a client who has 7 document boxes worth of forms filled out by hand that they need digitized. They're scanning them into PDFs this week, but want to recover FirstName, LastName, Phone, Email and then a hand written feed back box and load those all into a database.

    ChatGPT recommended ABBYY, but it looks like it might be overkill for a one time need like this.

    I told them that a couple teenagers doing data entry might be more accurate and cheaper. IDK if that's really true though. I'm not at all an expert on OCR software.

    Does anyone have any suggestions?

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