Finally armed up and got an AR-15, got a lower receiver from KE Arms and an upper off the shelf from my local gun store, haven't gotten a chance to go to shoot it yet but it's gonna be a fun day when I do!
It looks like a fucking Culvers.https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/IYk8KVpnoE2u4UK7djUQsw/348s.jpg
I hear that there's a large subset of the population that is also receptive to that action being performed a specific part of their bodies.