Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

Depends entirely what area you’re in. Public transit passes tend to be $100-$150 per month, depending what zones you’re going. More on that here.

Gym memberships can typically be $40-$70 per month, which will, again, depend on your area.

Groceries and rent are really what vary the most, and are the hardest to answer, especially when you’re just looking for a room. You won’t be able to find a 3 1/2 for less than $750-800 (and that’s far from the city,) but finding a room for $500-600 a month (nothing included) is a bit easier, if you put in the research and time.

For groceries, if you decide to hit up places like IGA, you can easily spend $150 to fill up just a grocery bag or two. If you can get to a Sami’s Fruits, however, you can walk away with a full shopping cart of produce for that much.

I haven’t lived in or near the city in years, as I’m in the west suburbs right now, but from what I can pull and what I can adjust for inflation, you may have something that looks like that.

Your best bet is to make as many new friends as possible with punks, hippies, and the rest of the misfits - they’ve always got the best spots with the cheapest things.

It’s about 40 fishbowls

my bad you guys, I dropped my magnum cockring for my monster sized dong while I was paragliding 😎

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

Did you just offer me cheese?

So this is how liberty thrives. With thunderous fapping.

That would be so cool if shit wasnt so fucking expensive

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Bitch don’t kill my Vibia

It’s pretty much the same thing for butt plugs and drug dealers

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner

Of course