Failed Joke
I know my jokes are bad. But at the end of the day
Why are balloons so expensive nowadays?
Why are 3D glasses a useful tool for reasoning about complex problems?
Too much work
Street vendor
Do you know which band made it to the top?
A job well done
Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.
Bogged down with idealism
I work in quality control at a scissors company
I'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.
What happens when you don't obey they KGB?
It's too good tuba true
No lies detected
Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"
Excel-sior!
I gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
It's useful that my dog floats.
