Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"
Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"
If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.
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I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:
Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?
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Steamed Hams.
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You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?
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Lazy cubano.
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There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.
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The temperature isn't the problem. Do you have a toaster oven?
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Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot
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"Oh no! My tuna melt has!"
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Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.
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I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?
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What do you think the rotating plate is made of?
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Sandwiches that got too hot.
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Voilà
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I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.
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Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!
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Having a glasswich is a definite downside, but it's a humorous one. A silly-con, if you will.
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