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I don't know about bug bites, but I managed to papercut my eyeball when I was young and careless
31 0 Reply...initiating novel nightmare sequence: Eyeball Papercut...
26 0 ReplyEyeball papercut sounds like an industrial thrash metal band.
14 0 ReplyHey, at least it puts me in rarified company. There can't be too many people that have managed this trick :)
6 0 ReplyEntering operation: EYEBALL PAPERCUT
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I wish to unread this
24 1 ReplyBad news: you can't unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!
11 0 ReplyListen here you little shit
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That sounds awful. How was the pain level?
I scratched my eye once with my fingernail when I was about 12 or 13. It just felt like I had something in my eye constantly for a week.
10 1 ReplyThat's exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk
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New fear unlocked
9 1 ReplyThank of it this way, if you do manage it, it's a hyper rare achievement, so you'll get the cool border on your epitaph
6 0 ReplyI need to unsee this.
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4 0 ReplyHow did it pan out?
4 0 Reply1 out of 5, do not recommend.
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Bacon grease popped into my eye. I haven't worn contacts since.
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