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Really? Dolphins are by far the obvious candidates for first uplift. (They will be immediately sent the the Hague for perpetrating a genocide against porpoises)
The problem is dolphins would have a hard time using tools or, like, building stuff underwater
The 12th Working Group on Adaptive Cybernetics (Posadist) of the Socialist World Republic will design highly advanced prosthetics for our dolphin comrades. Don't worry.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
That's what you think but if we gave them opposable flippers they would rule the sea.
prehensile penis
