Humans Against Shitting
Humans Against Shitting
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it's disgusting!
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If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Wish granted, I'm the murderous kind of genie now. So... What's your last wish?
Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
Granted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)
It's simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words 'give' and 'take' a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?
And if you're taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔
When my dogs poo while I'm walking them, I have to take their shit from someone's lawn to my garbage can if that counts.
Well clearly you've identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they'll stop pooing, problem solved 👍
May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.
We got a ten shitter here!
Bruh, chill out.
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
Everybody jokes but one day there's going to be a
Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusExmarket part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
HydroPress has you covered.
Not really, but Happy Holidays!
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can't make this shit up 😂🤣