Humans Against Shitting
Humans Against Shitting
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it's disgusting!
I shit every day and can't stop. I can't control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I'll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don't shit, I start to think about it and worry.
I've got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you'll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It's free, easy and you'll look great as well!
Until the day you die!
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in
But when will I use Lemmy then?
Are you unemployed?
I prefer the term freelance CEO
I work in the food industry. Only time I'm on Lemmy at work is breaks/bathroom
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can't make this shit up 😂🤣
We went from 3 days to infinity?
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
Yeah but this is for all humans, so forever. (I guess you could say they would all die though.)
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
Oh my god it's dickvamblerAU. Can you say "boop" for me?
Reading this shitting
I'll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
This really is happening in current events
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
No shit?!
I love shitting. Y'all are afraid of a simple four letter word. Sure, it is weird, but to each their own! It is not like real toilets are harmed. There are no studies that shitting is harmful, rather it takes away the urge before it does any real harm!
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh anyone know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
You all are so weird. I love it.
wait until they learn about eating. fucking revolting.
Pro tip - Simply eat a light meal of shirataki noodles, around 200 Cal. With any luck you can form your very own bezoar and rid yourself of this addiction for the rest of your life.
And if drink lot of cola then you can form your very own rocks and rid yourself of another addiction for few weeks
Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It's still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.
We need VaPOOrise
ALL HAIL DIARRHEA!
I may be accidentally joining this ... um... movement
because I've been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I've had in the chamber for a couple hours
Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
"WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!"
There's support groups for that.
I always leave it behind me. That tends to happen when your digestive system ends with your backside.
Yeah I'm a HAS-been supporter and I'm PROUD
I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting
It's not the shitting which annoys me, it's the wiping. It's frustrating and such a time waste
You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning...
Born to shit, forced to wipe
gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.
these "stop doing X" memes represent a low point for meme culture. extremely, painfully unfunny and yet ever-present