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Maybe the result of US education system
CHRISTIAN 4TH GRADE SCHOOL TEXTBOOK TRIES TO EXPLAIN ELECTRICITY
67 0 ReplyLink to the book please, I can't believe this.
22 0 ReplyI second this, it seems a bit too much on the nose to be real.
Edit: Omg, it's real.
44 1 ReplyThe reviews are hilarious
4 0 ReplyFunny, that giving drugs to children is illegal, but shit like this not.
3 0 ReplyI wish people would give me all these free drugs, they're wasted on the children.
2 0 ReplyThose free drugs are mostly a lie, drugs are expensive.
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Fourth grade textbook published by Bob Jones University, and highlighted in a ScienceBlogs post by PZ Myers
20 0 ReplyI have a high degree of confidence this is real. Looks like the hard work of Bob Jones University Press.
I won’t disable my ad blocker to view the site, but there may be a discussion about it here:
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/christian_4th_grade_school_textbook_tries_to_explain_electricity
15 0 ReplyThis Artikel about it is really funny
https://1900hotdog.com/2020/10/learning-day-science-4-for-christian-schools/
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People have most certainly felt electricity.
19 0 ReplyMistaking it for being touched by the hand of god, when they were trying to remove the bread from the toaster with a fork.
8 0 ReplyAs someone who did this before knowing it was dangerous I got away with it a ridiculous amount of times.
0 0 ReplyHow was your Operation game? I'm guessing you won a lot.
1 0 ReplyYour username seems to be weirdly accurate.
0 0 ReplyIt was not a title I chose but one I simply learned to accept.
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Also thunder and lightning really ought to count as seeing and hearing electricity.
Hell, seeing anything at all may technically count, because electromagnetic waves.
5 0 ReplyPeople can also say where it's from.
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BRING IT FORTH
9 0 ReplyIs that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.
7 0 ReplyI wonder whether the kids being taught by that book ever zapped each other with static
4 0 ReplyIT'S LIKE MAGIC!
Then they probably got punished for practicing witchcraft and dark arts.
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As an electrical engineer, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
6 0 ReplyI didn't know you can't work when the sun is down. Are electricians vampires?!?
5 0 ReplyDon't forget holy water in your toolbox.
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What a loser. Everyone who has watched the Pokemon TV show knows what electricity looks like.
4 0 ReplyI threw up a little in my mouth...
3 0 ReplyChristians are as fucking stupid as djt it seems
3 0 ReplyFeeding the children since centuries
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I've been shocked a couple of times, I think I have an okay idea of what electricity feels like
1 0 ReplyIf you really want to feel it you can, very easily. I have its quite the sensation
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