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You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.
35 0 ReplyDo you need to hold your boobs, like I do?
14 0 ReplyWhy do you need to hold their boobs though?
15 0 ReplySpeaking from my own experience: it's fun to hold boobs, even moreso if they're not your own.
10 4 ReplyThat has been my experience as well.
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asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don't have boobs
4 0 ReplyThat would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.
I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉
8 2 ReplyWait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)
2 1 ReplyNo worries, it's subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉
2 1 ReplyLol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn't turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)
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I noticed I was starting to get overweight when I realised I had to hold my stomach when going down the stairs quickly.
Then you start to notice other people doing it too.
6 0 ReplyI just walk like napoleon
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My sandal fell off the last time I did that, making it even worse.
8 0 ReplyI would just lie down and die
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