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I'm a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she's probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
I believe Fester married a beautiful young girl. But she was a not very smart: she try to kill him to get his money rather than spend his money while living with a nice, rich, funny guy who do some really nice trick with light bulbs.
He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who's much better for him
Debbie!
According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that's what Gomez thought.
Well, you brought a tear to this bald man's eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
Gomez was never supposed to be good looking.
Original Gomez:
I'm more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart
But I feel you friend
So you are a member of ZZ Top?
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
Ain't got legs
Don't know how to use 'em
i have the opposite problem.
You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?
A god among men.
Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.
In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.
Spoken like a person with no charisma.