It's satire, it mocks the idiocy of plugging AI into every single conceivable product or the current AI-will-solve-every-problem techbro overhype that's constantly being talked about every day now.
Just cause you thought it was real and googled it doesn't make it less of a shitpost my dude, sorry.
I checked because I knew it was fake. Just because you don't think shitposts should be funny or interesting doesn't mean they are specifically designed to just be a lie and nothing else.
This criticizes nothing and communicates a false idea. Enjoy your "shitposts" and please don't reply
"why would you want a post to be funny, clever, or true? Posts should just be awful pointless garbage you just add the word shit in front of the name and it's justified"
AI has failed so many times it has joined the junkpile of online personalities that are so bad we can no longer tell the difference between their actual errors and those created as sarcasm.
The Dead Sarcasm Cult.
The jumping off a bridge one is especially egregious. Searching things like that usually give you the phone number for the suicide hotline, but Google decided they have to show their stupid AI before anything else.
The glue one was proven to be just a troll comment on Reddit from 12 years ago, and it fact some more were found to be just basing itsself on Reddit. Fine in theory, but did absolutely no proof check with other sources and so just took trolls as facts.