Bit idea: Leftist who misheard "dialectics" as "dialects" and now they think socialism is when you speak in a funny accent

Additional bit idea: leftist who assumes that when you use dialectics to form critique this is known as diacritics.

Analyzing through the lens of dialectical materialism is called dialysis
Now find a way to squeeze in dianetics
- That would be the use of dialectics on the internet
Hey
diacritical support to the dèmo̊crâtïc pe̥o̐plẻ's rȩpǔbli̊c ôf kŏrȇa̧ and its struggle against the genocidal american empire

Dialectical materialism is when you compare french and Italian fashion designers.

No, Dialectical Materialism is when the quantity and contradictions of a dialect become so much, it turns into a seperate language, by quality, or vice versa...

You are super unwoke today, oof... smh...

Isn't that just Zizek's back story? zizek-preference

What do you mean? Zizek doesn't have an accent

Karl Marx was an Italian man with an organ grinder with a monkey named Giuseppe who said things like "Giuseppe dance-a for a da banana" and "Giuseppe why-a you no dance" and "Please-a no deporta me, they no let-a me keep-a Giuseppe." Then the security at Six Flags escorts him out of the park.

True socialism has never been attempted (Giuseppe never danced)

its-a me... marxio

i-think-that

If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots....

French people will speak Occitan

Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren't dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak)

Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude

My presidential theme song is "the News Frae Moidart"

Undialectal? Fuck you pal, I know so many dialects

Oh, ye speak Anglo? Name every dialect there is?

It's only socialism if it comes from the Socialisme region of France

Otherwise, it's plain dirigisme...

leftist mechanic who doesn't read theory and assumes Marx was really worried about electrical connections corroding so he's always talking about dielectric grease