[OC] A car ran up the curb, into my yard, and stopped in front of my living room window.
[OC] A car ran up the curb, into my yard, and stopped in front of my living room window.
The noise scared my lizard something frightful!
Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they're pretty resilient.
You have to be happy for the little things in life like a car not smashing through your conservatory.
Have you given thanks that your home hasn't been run into by a car today? 🙏
Lizard is looking at the camera like you seeing this shit
Bearded dragons absolutely have a knack for stupid reaction faces!
Glad you and your lizard are safe!
Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.
Once a car jumped the curb and managed to fly over a chain link fence and land in my parents front yard. On flat ground. Had to take the fence apart to get the car out.
Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window
How much does a boulder go for nowadays?
I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it's in the swamp.
Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.
You must deal with the delivery yourself though.
I'm sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.
They'll make a bigger car to drive over it
How do you deal with the lizard poop? Does it just poop everywhere?
He has his own enclosure, too! But poop really isn't as issue. They telegraph pretty clearly when they're about to poop. They'll move around more frantically before they do, do the classic slight tail lift + butt wiggle, and then
decimate everythinglet it all out. If you're paying attention, you'll usually catch them before they stink up your floors.Water actually triggers their poop reflex, too! So owners often soak their dragons in the tub to have them poop before letting them roam.
Bill their insurance for your lilies. Driving is a privilege and drivers should take responsibility for their mistakes while driving.
Considering the damage they did to the other car involved (you can see their trunk popped open behind the wannabe monster truck), I'm sure they'll be paying in some way or another. They're certainly not getting away with it without significant consequences!
I just had some grass & a few flowers torn up, so I'm very fortunate. Not looking to weaponize the system against them. Just want the folks who suffered the actual damages to get paid. Hopefully this teaches the distracted driver a valuable lesson!
I was eating at a restaurant one time with some people from out of town when a car drove past the window. Nobody really seemed to interested when I pointed it out until I also pointed out that there is not a road outside that window. The car had jumped the curb, threaded the needle between a stop sign and fire hydrant, and made it about 80 feet through the park before stopping. The cops were still dealing with the guy when I left the restaurant, he was clearly very inebriated.
Everybody is talking about the lizard but what about the dough (clay?) with the lamp directed at it??
EDIT: nevermind, I'm an idiot. I had no idea it was a flat rock.
that's for the lizard? xD
Lizards are cold blooded so they typically warm themselves in the sun on some heated up rocks.
Time to set up some boulders to protect your house from idiots like this
That's what the trees were for! But yeah, someone managed to dodge all that.
If this was a typical thing, I probably would, but I'm not too worried about repeat instances. I also am fortunate to have a crawlspace under my home, so they'd be hitting the bricks & rebar before they get to my windows.
However, with those larger stupid trucks I often see, neither a boulder nor a brick barrier would matter much.
Was that driver under influence? Nevertheless, interesting photo.
Texting and driving, I think. Please do not check/use your phone while driving!
I believe they ran a stop sign, hit someone else, & proceeded to drive frantically up the curb. I'm very fortunate they stopped short of my home!
Speaking for a friend, they crashed the Mini Clubman S I love... sorry, THEY loved very much because of a WhatsApp that just arrived. Some one five cars ahead or so had to slam their brakes - eyes on the street would have made the reaction time "just enough" but even looking away for one second caused the crash.
Learn from my err friend, don't look at your phone while driving, even for a very short time.
Damage on the Mini was more than its worth at the time. No one was injured, but even what looks like a small fender bender can quickly get very expensive nowadays.
I regard being on the phone while driving, as practically being "under influence". I mean there are some surprisingly similar symptoms...
And indeed, a good thing they stopped before hitting your place.
Glad your scaly friend is OK!
Am I the only one who sees an alien trapped in your curtains?!
I looked quickly and that's what the pattern looks like with the way your curtains fall 😅
Loving all that natural light and those plants! Hey, quick BD question. Has yours ever pooped on its own back? My now deceased dragon, once pooped on his own back, and I have no idea how, but I've heard from others that they are messy poopers.
Their poop can be pretty nasty, to be sure. Never pooped on his own back directly, but he has done things like walk through it, or fall off his basking platform into it. It's absolutely possible that your dragon fell into it while climbing.
To be fair, if he poops in his enclosure, my dragon will run away from it and frantically claw at the glass (also called glass-surfing) until I clean it up. He HATES having poop in his enclosure!
Ya, I wanted to run away from it too, so I don't blame him lol
That's one little chunky boy.
He puffed up at all the commotion! Gotta look big and scary at the big noise.
Was looking at your post and this crazy incident popped up on my phone: https://apnews.com/article/long-island-minivan-nail-salon-crash-5e9fc211611203204bc37f4a436ca9b7
Well
This makes me extra thankful.
Yo what the fuck how did they end up doing that?!
Distracted driving & running a stop sign!
Well that’s fucking inexcusable isn’t it holy shit. Glad everyone was alright! Looks like a near miss for the ol’ house there bud
up close and personal like
