If the croutons hurt, you’re doing it wrong.
The problem is that store bought croutons have normalized being dry, hard bullets. It's not like that when they're made fresh. They're beautiful little pieces of buttered texture in your salad.
A crouton is actually supposed to be that dry. It's literaly in the name. A crouton is a piece of bread that's so dry and old you can't eat it, so you break it into pieces and put it in your other food
Get a spray bottle or just coat your hand in water. Get a plate of croutons lightly moist. Then, just microwave it for about 30 seconds.
There you doctored the croutons from "being a pain" to something regular normies can enjoy
The French: how can we put bread in this?
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eating salad
"I wish this was remotely tasty and filling"
You need better salads in your life. Goat cheese, bacon, egg or sun dried tomatoes are great additions that contribute to it being filling.
Wdym? Salads are delicious, especially if they include croutons
It wasn't entirely serious, obviously there are both tasty and filling salads. Just that I am fairly sure that croutons exist because at some point someone chewed down on a pile of lettuce and thought "this ain't it"
Pain always adds a little pizazz to the finer things in life 😉
Bread should always hurt. If crust doesn't nearly break a tooth, it's shit bread.
The French understood this. That's why they call it "pain".
I cut my lip on a sandwich at the bakery yesterday, tipped extra.
Store bought croutons are shelf stable bread. Go read any travel diary from the 1800's. It's never been good. Real croutons are not shelf stable and do not cut your mouth.
Croutons were made mainly for soup, or ?
How are you eating croutons that give you the ouchy?
Try melba toast
I remember when I was an insufferable kid asking mom to buy McDonald's salads just for the little bag of croutons
Haha I did this too but for chic fil a bell pepper crisps.
Gum blood is just extra seasoning
gotta have your gums looked at or something. its fucking delicious.
We don't need croutons for salads to hurt us - having to eat unprocessed vegetables already makes me cry.
Just drench that shit in salty/vinegary oil, let it sit there for a few mins, enjoy your pre-digested salad and get fat with vegetables in the process.
