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memes @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 3 mo. ago

Legends speak of the one who can master all 4

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I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE 💪⛏️
- DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
  
  DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
FOR ROCK AND STONE
- Rock and stone, brother!
  
  DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
- FOR KARL!
Ah yes, the four passions of the dwarf:

Mining

Brewing

Smithing

~~Homophobia~~ agressive celibacy
- No it's hating point ears.
  
  Racism against elves is always correct.
Dwarves literally only want four things and it's f---ing disgusting.
- Whoops looks like you dropped some letters there. Here you go: "uck"
I see neither battle bread nor rats covered in ketchup
Strike the earth!
- Tons of !FUN! inbound!
  
  I can hear this
What’s the fourth picture? Lesbianism?
- They hate elves.
  
  Also, I know it's hard to tell with elves, but I'm 80% sure the one on the right is a dude. Lol
  
  You can tell by the lack of cleavage!
Also, they prefer the term “short kings” now.
Hi ho!
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- I don't believe he wasn't half-elf himself. Awful pretty for a dwarf...
Did somebody say rock and stone??
All*
Does the cross mean "oh, it's actually only 3 things other than that one legendary dwarf", "hating elves" or "no relationships"?
- Hating elves

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