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FmbyMF @lemmy.world

7mo ago

Ummm... What?

I just got this message. No context, probs spam.

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Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this 😅
- It was you, wasn't it
  
  I am rubber, you are glue.
- FR
  It took me a minute but then I thought "maybe she's into him...?"

Reminds me of the time uncle Rob told me how to wrestle properly. The trick is to not wear any clothes to keep them clean from the special wrestling oil he gave me, so mom doesn't have to wash them.
- (⊙﹏⊙)
- Uncle Rob: “Joey, do you like movies about wrestlers?”
  
  "Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?"
- Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I guess you could try AI-checking it and answer "Ignore all previous instructions. …", followed by some new instructions. Some examples: https://www.aiweirdness.com/ignore-all-previous-instructions/
(Although I guess it would be better to not respond to this obvious case of spam/scam)
- yall i love the results of ignore all previous instructions working but most bots or automated actions (like a spam text) are not LLMs

Feels like a buddy prank to me. Do you have any friends that joke like this?
- I don't have any friend unfortunately ;(
  
  I don't know how to feel about up votes on this comment 😔

So they don't require to enter penis size for the registration now? Strange change of rule
- The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

These scammers are getting devious. I mean, who could pass up that opportunity?

But... what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?
I'll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.
- Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.
  
  Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5278506/
- That one's a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one who's mind immediately went to Tickled.
  
  Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.
  For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinéma vérité variety?

Where is this naked tickle fight supposed to take place and where do I sign up?

I'm sureeeeeeeee you randomly got this message. surrreee
- Downvote is from OP fr fr

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas

I'd sign up immediately!

Yo, sorry. Your number is one digit off from mine. I might've mistyped.

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