Yeah that song has always made me feel that way. I know what you mean. Someday some adventurous author will write one to go with it all. (Or already has I bet.)
I will wait until after it gets expanded into a 7 thick novel series then made into a 90 minute live-action movie, clearly written and directed by someone who only read the Wikipedia article on it.
I worked for a startup back in the dot-com days. Our offices were originally band rehearsal space before we took over. One of the bands that regularly used the space was BHS.
I was working in a warehouse with another punk and this came over the airwaves. I can still remember him looking at me with a really confused expression before asking,"Is this....The Butthole Surfers?!" Like it just clashed with his reality.
Wow, this was a trip, I haven't heard this in decades. They've got a really interesting discography too.
Also though... what's with the comments on that video? At time of writing there are only four comments with different timestamps by one account, all with exactly one upvote.