I don't want to be assimilated tonight

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- To common of a word at the borgy. What about cube?
- The password is B O R G Y !
  
  That's the password to get in. We need a safe word to stop
Should I be pronouncing it Borj?
- I mean, I will be from now on 😆
- Wrong universe Dumbledore!!
Set phasers to fuck.
- "They appear to be adapting to our technology!"
- Set phasers to hornyfy
It's telling that I showed this to my fiance, and her comment was not about the 'Borgy' punchline. No, her remark was about the fuckup that guy's wife made conflating the franchises.
- Congratulations! So, which composer's music will be used for the procession: James Horner or Jerry Goldsmith?
"We are the Borg. Your ass will be assimilated. Your kinks and pleasures will be added to our own."
- Your arse will be stimulated
"I'm in danger..."
I bought a set of TNG PJs for a pajama pub crawl eight years ago. Now I have a new reason to wear them.
Resistance is futile

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