The crossover I didn't know I needed

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If..if.. if I have to change offices again... I'm going to uh... Burn down The Shire
(Frodo slips on the ring)

Sauron: "Hello, Frodo, what's happening? Ummmm....If you could just go ahead and bring the ring to Mordor on Saturday, that would be greaaaaaat."
- "We also would need you to not throw the ring into Mt. Doom on Saturday, m'kay? Let me get you another copy of that scroll."
Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.

Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.

Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?
- My Precious.
Milton walked into Mordor and set the realm on fire. That’s why everything is burning.
- I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.
  
  The Dark Lord Bob doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

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