Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Trace amounts of cocaine have been detected in Brazilian sharks, raising concerns about the impact on marine life.
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I'm Dr. Sharkzo and I like cocaaaaine.
(I understand this reference might be a bit old for most of the platform but if you're unfamiliar with it just browse some clips of Dr. Rockso)
48 1 ReplyCa-Ca-Ca YEEAAAHHH, baby...
16 0 ReplyMetalocalypse isn't old, it only came out... 18 years ago... damnit
11 0 ReplyThere is a person somewhere who just finished their SATs and was conceived to... DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
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So much cocaine...
6 0 ReplyA coo-coo-coo-coo!!!
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Cocaine shark do do do do do do
35 0 Reply"jar jar binks has a caribbean black accent"
1 0 ReplyThat song has to be a by-product of cocaine use
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I assume Cocaine Shark is already a movie on Tubi, but if it isn't give it a couple weeks.
20 0 ReplyIt's a movie produced in 2023: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/
Shockingly, it's not made by The Asylum.
17 0 ReplyI'm kind of impressed. I've never seen a 1.8 imdb rating before
9 0 ReplyNice. And yeah, it's on Tubi. I think it can be properly reclassified as a documentary given this article here.
3 0 ReplyAnd if you think that one's scary, wait until you see Cocaine Pangolin.
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Is that the sequel to Cocaine Bear? Where the sharks start swimming up rivers and they release the bear to fight the shark.
Like a Godzilla movie?
7 0 ReplyFirst off, I get pretty serious about Godzilla movies, so we'll leave that alone out of common decency.
Second, the movie you're describing is a franchise crossover between Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark. I heard they're bringing Meth Moose in for the follow up.
5 1 ReplyLet them fight
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Does that mean they're banned from the Olympics?
10 0 ReplyNo, they just can’t compete under the shark flag
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I didn't even know there were that many sharks
10 0 ReplyHow can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?
10 0 ReplyThrough the gills
4 0 ReplyThere are the real questions.
Mabes they like feeling on their gums
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...And my guy can't find shit.
5 0 ReplyBrazilian snowpowder, works on people, works on sharks. Wonder what else it'll work on.
1 0 ReplyJaws 8 won't be so bad because his crippling coke addiction has ground all his teeth to nubs.
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