Or the rexes mourning their own fate and that of their curled-up baby rex in its nest as Chicxulub hurtles toward them in their final moments.
21 0 ReplyOr maybe they're two hard working rexes toiling at the sawmill
8 0 ReplyDude. You need to paint this. It's a perfect art project. Make sure the outline is clearly the nativity scene, but color in the dinosaurs...
2 0 Reply9 0 ReplyOh. Shit. I want to do that now but am right in the middle of things.
I'ma let that percolate in the back of my mind until it festers into a compulsion.
Thank you for the suggestion.
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This is an oldie but a goodie. Someone puts one of those up at one of the entrances to our subdivision ever Christmas and I always chuckle thinking about it when I drive by.
14 0 ReplyI can't see what the thing in the middle is supposed to be besides a table saw, but I can't see the rexes either, just people praying. Why would they pray over a table saw?
7 0 Reply6 0 Replythey're Priests of the Long Cut.
They also worship the track saw, the rip saw, and the industrial full slab planers.
5 0 ReplyThe face and hands are the jaws of the trex
1 0 ReplyThank you. I had no idea what that was supposed to be.
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The demon core killed the dinos :(
6 0 ReplyDinosaurs aren't real, they can't hurt you. But table saws don't fuck around.
6 0 ReplyDinosaurs are, in fact, real and they can, in fact, hurt you. Especially don't fuck with this one:
13 0 ReplyI stand corrected, I know what those things sound like and it's scary
4 0 ReplyAbout as descriptive as calling it a tetrapod tho
3 0 ReplyYou're right. The Aussies lost to emus after all!
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Don't say that within hearing range of an Emu.
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Ha I’ll never unsee that now!!
4 0 ReplyYou mean you can never unsaw it.
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All I can see now
4 0 ReplyWhat if we fought to the death under the airburst nuke?
4 0 ReplyNow I can't see anything else
3 0 ReplyI never saw anything but two dinos.
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I unironically saw one of these and could not for the life of me see anything other than the t-rex's. I thought it was odd, but also better than the other decorations.
3 0 ReplyKT extinction en route!
2 0 ReplyYou're all wrong. That's two T-rexes about to eat Eric Cartman.
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