He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...

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Americans will use anything but the Metric System
- I'm just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.
  
  She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive
- 3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet. I think “about 2 fairly tall dudes high” is better than 60 something books either way.
  
  No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I'm pretty sure those 12' are not exact either. You wouldn't say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right?
Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes?
- ducktales moon theme plays
  
  I guffawed, well done!
  
  https://youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?si=jK6SNCLzBfBRkUeu
Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?
- A surprising number, but then I'm told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan.
Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.

Take that Simone Biles
Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.
- Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?
If you add another ‘ it’s twice the size of my dingdong

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