The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg
The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg
Buckle up, tech geeks, because we’re about to take the biggest jolt into the future the world has ever seen. One of the most forward-thinking,…
From 2020
He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.
Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account
What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire
it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood
yaharr!
Then there's this
It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.
Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white
I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.
I feel bad for that Vitamix
Is this funny?