New in the neighborhood. This is next door. Other neighbors said it's been like that for years. Is there an HOA I can call or something?

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Have you checked with your local Pharaoh they might know something about the owner(s).
- You know, that guy is totally unreachable? Every time you get anywhere near his palace, some vizier or other makes some excuse with some memorized message about how to please wait, my visit is really important to them. But you know, I wait and I wait and he'll tell me I'm the fifth person in line or whatever but the line never gets any shorter!
  
  You'd think a god would be more accessible!
  
  In that case I would check with Thoth. He is the God of Knowledge.
For years? Must be a coffee den by now.
- Nope, I went in and there's no one in there at all! Just a bunch of empty rooms in the basement!
  
  Did the owners leave something behind you could identify them by?
Joke’s on you, Djoser’s been here the longest.
You'll need to sacrifice a bushel of wheat and two jugs of beer to get priority access.
Dont get bent out of shape about it, its a rustic aesthetic
I see the old, busted K-Mart sign was finally taken off, it felt like it had been there forever.
- I thought it was the ruins of an old Bass Pro shop.
  
  That's what Milo Rossi told me.
  
  I don't know what a bass is though. Is it some sort of grain?
Have you tried Imhoatep?
I can’t believe they even stopped maintaining the Electrum siding….

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