I mean one joke came up from some guy on twitter and everyone run with it because it's funny and absurd but still totally believable.
The other joke is HORSE CUM
that's the main point they're missing. one is funny to meme about because it's totally fucking believable. the other one isn't organic, clearly forced to counter the former, desperate af, and no one would even remotely believe this man who looks like he was created in a lab to be relatable as everyone's dad would do such a thing. because guess what, the people who don't believe in consent and would happily abuse animals are on the other side.
Is that a real tweet from Don jr.?
Jesus Christ.
What Donny Jr. doesn't get is that the insult has to be somewhat believable. Look at Vance and tell me he doesn't look like the kid who humped everything in the house when he was a teenager. Escalating that to HoRSe CuM is just absurd and reeks of desperation. It says way more about him than it does about who he's trying to attack. You're a weirdo, Donnie Jr.
You know who would believably have drunk a gallon of horse cum? Known pedophile, zoophile, and horse fetishist Vaush.
Fortunately, he's not running for president
This meme format is so perfect for this, I love it.
It's actually precisely the opposite if you go with the "handsome guy gets to say offensive things while ugly guy gets slapped down for a mild comment" which is what the original meme suggests.
And that creepy raver guy with the bad eyeliner, Dj Vance. Ugh.
Ugh... Weird
Holy shit he actually said that. What a fucking insane world. Tbh the last 8-ish years have been so insane that I'm not even scared at this point because I'm not sure I'm really perceiving anything as real anymore.
Reality is a social construct and American politics is proving it
I like that the JD thing was probable enough to be believable (and let's be honest, teenage boys be teenage boys) but the horse things just seems like a fetish JD has.
Walz is like the dadest person, there's no way I can even imagine the man has sex, let alone anything as weird as what JD would do.
Jesus. He's like that kid that would always take things way too far and ruin the vibe. Great rebuttal to the accusations of being weird, bro. It's super normal to jump straight to horse jizz.
"Every accusation from the right is actually a confession"
I heard Don Jr. was sitting in the cuck chair while JD fucked his couch
Hello, cuman resources?
Two gallons please.
Weird.
I heard, many people are saying it, but I heard that JD Vance finds diapers to be like cushions for your ass, couches that you can take with you. Of course, this has implications for why he loves trump so much...
All at once, or cumulative?
Details matter.
Yeah.
Pain or like with fruity or minty flavours they use in marketing for kids?
HORSE CUM DRINKER 2024
Finally, a Dem I can be excited to vote for!
