When you're so horny for metaphors that you can't remember what you were originally talking about.
19 0 ReplyExactly! You get it.
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I understand nothing and my brain is mush. Have mercy on us none native English speaker. Like seriously, what it it about?
15 0 ReplyAn elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.
24 0 ReplyThanks for the explanation.
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Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.
10 1 ReplyIt's challenging, because he's challenging to listen to, even though his message is important
...ya know... whatever that is...
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"we're in line at a theme park called DANGER and someone just force fed us a FAST PASS"
chef's kiss
3 0 ReplyI work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.
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