This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
33 0 ReplyUh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
10 1 ReplyHoly shit
The Halfening
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How did this become public knowledge?
6 0 ReplyBy his own admission after getting very drunk.
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Oh
6 0 ReplyErm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.
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Plot twist, OP is a dog.
26 0 ReplyDog's old as fuck
6 0 ReplyThat's why he couldn't hold it in.
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Not enough 1/4‘ing hate in these comments
7 5 ReplyWhat's that
6 0 ReplyIf you dont know consider yourself lucky
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Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost
148 0 ReplyThank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post
44 0 Replylol
Tl;dr I replied "lol" because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said "lol" and then included a "tl;dr" for comedic effect.
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I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
15 0 ReplyAll I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter
61 1 Reply19 0 ReplyCorrection: she's 35 Farads.
27 0 ReplyThat's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.
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Did a dog write this post ?
61 0 ReplyI think The Quartering did
22 2 ReplyLol. Haven't heard that name in a while.
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First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you
and links to the Men's Rights channel
25 0 ReplyThose guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
15 0 Reply"My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."
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You forgot "She should leave you"
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I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.
18 0 ReplyUpvoted from -1 😂
29 1 ReplyReddit posts can't go below 0
34 1 ReplyWait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
13 1 ReplyThat is pretty silly
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NTA Dump her immediatly
23 0 Replyreddit
2 0 ReplyShit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
4 0 Replywhat
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¼
11 0 Reply?
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I'd be pissed (on) too if I was his basement.
11 0 ReplyPeace with ur...
2 1 Reply