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Moon superiority

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- "I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul."
  
  A simple no would've done just fine
- To be fair, they used the word "the" correctly.
- Not really. The only word in that whole tweet which is technically incorrect is "already"
  
  The moon doesn't produce light, it is reflecting sunlight, so in my opinion the first statement is incorrect
The moon is cooler because you can look at it without burning your eyes
- It's also cooler because the temperature is lower.
  
  Which is why you can look at it qithout burning your eyes
- Except for those few times when it's in front of the sun.
  
  If they're lined up just right, you still can! Only for a few minutes though.
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The most incorrect thing here is saying that the moon gives us light at night
- Yeah! The moon is actually creating a vacuum that sucks up all the light. That's why the sun has to chase it away and give us new light. Damn moon, taking all our light! FUCK YOU MOON!
- I'd argue it's the only correct thing though. Sure, it's through reflection, but reflection is absorption and re-emission so the light really comes from the moon.
  
  No, the night part is wrong. The moon isnt only visible at night
  
  So the part where they said its bright during the day is a lie? How did i live this long without knowing this?
The KenM energy is strong with this one.
Anyone else crack up at this genius?
- I legit lol'ed
  
  Your notification brought me back here and I got to lol again. Ty lmao
Wow this is some Ken M level of logic
Oh yeah this is total bologna. Everyone knows that the moon is made of cheese!
- Not a problem, cheese reflects light.
  
  Source: I just put some on my sandwich and I can see it.
- You're confusing me, is it bologna or is it cheese?
Who the fuck wants light at night?
I wanna sleep, or see the stars.
Besides the sun is way too hot in the daytime but totally cold at night, practically useless
These comments failing to parse the wording of this statement are hilarious.

We are a doomed species.
This is what happens when mom gives her noisy brat a tablet to look at while she finishes her homework
It's like a turducken, you unwrap some stupid and there's a whole different stupid under it carefully prepared, I love it, well done
The moon is just the sun’s backboard.
i would appreciate this joke more if it wasn't shamelessly stolen from F for Effort
The moon is technically a mirror. It reflect enough light to get to us. It may not be completely smooth but it's large and close enough for us to see. You can think of it like someone's forehead reflecting light. The skin my be rough but it's large enough for us to see the light reflected.
Same with noisy underperformers vs quiet workers
Nah my man you've got it all wrong. The moon is a lazy bitch that only gives us little bit of light. The sun's the boss.
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BOI is not even wrong

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Moon superiority

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