Back when I used to drive a POS like that Nissan I would intentionally park next to people parked like that (usually giant trucks) but against their driver door, in such a way that I could get out but they couldn't get in.
I also punch the mirrors of cars parked in bike lanes.
As a truck owner (i have a farm) i am paranoid a hell about being evenly between the lines. If you can't afford to take care of your pavement princess when it gets dings then maybe you should get something buy something in your budget.
If you take the end spot and then park far away from the curb to be a dick, you probably deserve to get your car banged up. I love end spots. I snuggle right up against that curb.
Nobody likes these fucks in the giant trucks. I run a condo and those trucks stick out about 2 feet into the driveway and fit tightly on the wide side. We started banning them and it pissed off a few rednecks, but if you buy a car that literally doesn't fit in your parking spot, that's your problem.
another massive beef of mine, though ironically, i think older cars were much better along this line, since you could probably just open the door all the way in a parking lot and it wouldn't even be close to touching the other cars.
Doors are fucking annoying bro. Why do they gotta be so fucking big. I have to shimmy my way out through the door while holding it in between notches because it won't fucking sit still outside of them.
That's not a little white car. That's just a white car. Fuck cars, but fuck these monstrosities that wouldn't be street legal in any reasonable country especially.
As someone who had a car and wanted to avoid door dings: you have to do this at the far back of the parking lot when the majority are empty. If the parking lot is mostly full, you have to park somewhere else
I basically treat truck drivers the way I treat cops at this point. Keep a safe distance and treat them like really stupid but dangerous and highly aggressive animals. Not surprising at all that most cops drive trucks.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this. I've had the great pleasure of doing this to the driver door of two giant asshole truck drivers in the last week. #justcompactcarthings
Update for anyone reading this later, the first truck definitely had to climb through the passenger seat, but unfortunately I had to leave before the second one did. It was overnight too! :(
I found a guy parking like that at work with an overpriced truck like that, so i scoped him out and it ended up being the chief of my division, my bosses' boss. They are paying him too much.
Wow, it costs alot of money to be an idiot. You can get a truck that is equally, if not more functional for 10 grand. You could even super splurge and get one for 30k that is even incredibly similar on the non-functional stuff too.