5G corona virus mind control
9 0 ReplyThe “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
6 0 ReplyHead on apply directly to the forehead
1 0 Replywoman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
8 1 ReplyYou have become a mod of r/Conservatives
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Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!!!!!!?
5 1 ReplyI can't let you do that, Karen.
5 1 ReplyI'll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait...
13 1 ReplyI’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
10 0 ReplyThe large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.
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Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
10 1 ReplyKill them all.
Start with... that one
11 1 ReplyDing-dong! It's the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
12 2 Replyalways nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan
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Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
4 1 ReplyMa'am this isn't a Wendy's it's apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it's 2am.
5 1 ReplyBaconator. BACONATOR!
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“Now with Flipper for Neuralink with Variable Shortwave Radio Interface you won’t need to carry a clunky device to communicate with legacy iLink security systems”
4 1 ReplyOpen the Subaru doors HAL.
I'm sorry, Karen. I'm afraid I can't do that.
5 1 ReplyWhen you're blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!
2 0 Reply"Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip."
3 0 ReplyThe ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
3 1 Reply"Groan.."
2 0 ReplyKarenification process commencing, do not move.
4 2 ReplyIts a women being abused by the evil police
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