Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies
Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies
MANKATO, MN—Warning that if elected the candidate would show his sinister true colors, acquaintances of Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz alleged Tuesday that his ‘aw, shucks’ persona was merely a cover for his very real ‘gee whiz’ tendencies. “He may act all gosh-and-golly in front of t...
The unmitigated gal:
“When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.”
I knew it!
Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.
That's two shakes from having your Jimmies rustled!
"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz
Tim Walz trying out for Fallout Boy:
Now that's the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)
As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona
He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.
Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.
Well I'll be gosh darned.
Yer darned tootin'!Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.
Aw dagummit!
Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my