If you ever feel pathetic, rest assured you probably didn't ever quote yourself while standing on a 44 billion dollar soapbox.

There might literally not be one single person on the planet less qualified to speak to the issue of "reasonable spending" than the guy who spent $44 billion dollars to make everybody hate Twitter.

He also took billions in government subsidies and ordered the construction of a car tunnel with LED lights and zero safety measures. That one was a success for its intended purposes, however; it prevented the construction of mass transit rail in California.
- I think he made that up after the fact once it became abundantly clear how dumb hyperloop was. US states, generally, don't need the help of a billionaire to stay car-brained public transport deniers.
to make everybody hate Twitter.

That's a lofty goal though
- Ehh, everybody already hated it before but they hated it while using it.
  
  He made everybody hate it in a way that was different enough to actually kill it (slowly). It's already the same as seeing a greentext to most people at this point.
idk money well spent imo

We should abolish money anyway

That guy could like pay for people to crew tall ships and sail around doing mock pirate battles and treasure hunts or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.

And he chooses to do this.

or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.

His fantasy is to be the universally beloved meme master.
- He could build a Martian colony set and probably enough dorks would volunteer to larp worship of God-king musk of the funniest memes.
  
  The guy has a terminal lack of imagination.
And before this stunt, he was re-tweeting (or should I say, "re-Xitting") Pepe frog Frenworld memes. He literally reposted plagiarized Frenworld content, just like an incel basement dweller.

Instead I quote myself for free

-@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net

Well shit, I guess he was a professional quote-maker all along. attlee-fedora

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I have a nice rack.
- I'd post the "nice argument, however..." meme, but
At this moment, he is euphoric. Not because of DEI woke mind viruses, but because he has brought the light of consciousness to the stars.

Eh?

LMAO this fuckin rules.

LMAO this fuckin rules.

-@Nakoichi@hexbear.net
- I'm an arrogant asshole and even I don't quote myself. Other people do it for me because I am infinitely cooler than this billionaire manchild dweeb.

The bourgeoisie is in it's decadent phase and we should mock them and then annihilate them

Had to count the number of words, just to see if it hit the magic 14

The 17 words
- Q

Well, it's more like 10 billion now and dropping. stonks-down

I am honestly surprised he hasn't tanked/broken the entire platform by now. Really a testament to the few extremely talented software engineers he has left.
- https://futurism.com/mistake-elon-musk-begged-twitter-staff-turn-off-new-feature

thirst for power two-wolves-1 two-wolves-2 narcissism

It brings me some comfort to know for a fact that Elon Musk is worse at being a Poster than I will ever be at anything

It's practically his job, too

I guess you could argue about all that in 2016, but we've seen what he did and what he's willing to do now, to be pretty fucking certain none of these things will ever happen under a republican president, and even less so under another Trump presidency.

Only the democrats have the know-how to protect their “nation of immigrants” from being invaded by hordes of immigrants while not changing the imperialist policies that cause mass immigration in the first place! Kamala is brat and girlboss and republicans could never do genocide as good as her.

Oh but when I get high off my own farts I'm a pervert?

Yes.

Great man theory is a cancer on society. Elon thinks he's one of them.

It's closely related to that whole "dae le simulation theory" and its consequent belief that people the believer dislikes must be "NPCs" too.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

X Le Epic Narwhal Bacon At Midnight

"Fuck both these fascist pieces of shit. I long for the day they are both dead and in the dirt." - roux

But is he euphoric?

some day I'll be a professional quote maker just like him

We rolled some lame ass billionaires

Imagine Ted Faro, but not smart at all and the robots can't do shit.

No (immediate) planetary apocalypse, but the downside is you have to live through his extended midlife crisis.
- The APOLLO subordinate function was woke

I am a massive piece of shit

~ POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG

Edit: oh god oh no I am such an embarrassment; I am so sorry for the slurs I said; it is not who I am

So I've been asking myself who is the worse businessman between these two? Because I don't know if even trump would spend 44 billion on that shit.