Text from my wife this morning regarding my dog.

The dog in question. Showing tongue with hand for scale:

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We have a cat who does that, it's weird...
My dog likes to come stick her tongue directly up my nose in the morning. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than licking the pillow. Though her tongue is much smaller than Ghost's, so at least there's that.
- That is definitely much worse. Especially since I had already gotten up.
- Has she ever licked your ear canal?
ugh. my dog is obsessed with my skin cells or something and is always licking pillows, and blanket, and couch, and bed.
Pit mix? Handsome, either way.
- We think pitbull and dalmatian. Her spots have mostly faded, although she was recently at the vet and she had her leg shaved for an IV and you could see all the spots underneath.
  
  had her leg shaved
  
  Another girl lost to the pressures of society 😭
  
  She looks sweet. Hope she's fine, I read about her needing care. I didn't have it to spare or I would've sent at least $5.
You have a wife? How the fuck do you manage to post so much on Lemmy?
- This made me laugh. No offense FlyingSquid, you seem like a swell chap.
This is why I couldn't be a dog person

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