‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign
‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign
Queensland Health lauded for social media campaign raising awareness of the dangers of ‘holding it in’
Was it ever not OK?
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
CEO pay is 344 times the average worker's, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.
Sorry, I don't have a cutesy rhyme.
Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can't pay my rent.
I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
Could just round to "3 dollars"
We'll workshop it on the way to the office
I say I'm sick, boss doesn't care
That's why I squirt a shit all over his chair
BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK
NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
poop on company time
Amazon intensifies
Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles...