To prepare me for my journey to the underworld, I request to be smeared with cheese.

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What... what does it taste like?
- Like a really dry beef jerky that's been smeared with cheese. Oh, wait you meant the cheese...
  
  How many Chinese mummies have you tasted to make that determination?
- An extremely runny camembert.
That's probably how I'll die too.
Is there a china in wisconsin? Sounds like something those cheeseheads would do.
- Maybe these Chinese mummifiers emigrated through China to Norway and on to Wisconsin, bringing their cheese tradition with them all the way...

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