Cholera, Typhus, Whooping Cough, Tuberculosis, Strident Rubella, Poor Man's Gout, Shanty Fever, Housemaid's Knee, Jungle Rot, The Staggers, Climactic Bouba, Dum-Dum Fever, and The Lurch just to name a few
Diseases used to have such cooler names. Like if I'm gonna die of some dumb disease can it please not have a bazinga science name? Let it be something like Vulture's Clutch or something with "The" at the front like were all supposed to know what it is.
And smallpox too! Don't forget that one, deadliest disease in history, the Best, Yuuge Illness! And Trump will open up those bio-labs and bring it back to the American people!