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For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
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Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
85 0 Replyguys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
100 3 ReplyIf it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.
I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.
45 0 ReplyWell don't leave us hanging. Was it?
27 0 ReplyIt was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.
26 0 ReplyNeed to try again next week, don’t give up so easily
19 0 ReplyWhy next week? We need daily samples.
9 0 ReplyThank you, sugar in your
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Fuck yeah hydrohomie
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It's actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what's normal for you so you know when to worry.
9 0 ReplyVery much this. You don't have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.
18 0 ReplyIs there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon
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7 0 ReplyAnd Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern
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4 0 ReplyI actually love this comment and this style of humor and wanted you to know that I'm absolutely chuffed.
1 0 ReplyI believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all
Rightly chuffed, Cheers!
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and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal)
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
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Hence the "poop shelf" which has taken over toilets in the last decade
3 0 ReplyIn what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven't seen one in Australia yet
1 0 ReplyGo look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they're everywhere, but it's only a matter of time.
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guys stop smelling your own piss just
flushdrink itFTFY
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Coffee
16 0 ReplyI've gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
8 0 ReplyThe first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha
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It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
7 0 ReplyWhew! That's a relief
9 0 ReplyHopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
7 0 ReplyI was. It smelled like coca cola
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Get yo self a glucometer if you're thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they're super cheap these days.
7 0 ReplyMine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
5 0 ReplyCould be artificial sweeteners.
4 0 ReplyEveryone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
4 0 ReplyLiving amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
3 0 ReplyMy pee comes out pink. It’s startling!
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