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4mo ago

Anon's body is a machine

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For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
- Oooooh...
  Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
  
  guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
  
  Coffee
  
  It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
  
  Get yo self a glucometer if you're thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they're super cheap these days.
  
  Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
  
  Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
  
  Could be artificial sweeteners.

Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
- like straight sugar water.
  
  Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series
- I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
  
  I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.
  
  Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.
  
  I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol
- I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
- Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
  
  "Your pee is too scrumptious!"
- I'd rather not imagine it but you already made me
- piss enjoyer
  yiffit.net
- Relevant reddit story: https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3h3nxv/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejaculation_nsfw/

Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!
- And lose weight with every amputation
  
  10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.
- My Wikipedia bugged out and I got this lmao
  
  Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease
- Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.
- Or liver failure.
  Or a serious infection.

Yeasty

But did they taste it to confirm?

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