My “I have committed felonies” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
35 0 Replythe average person has better opsec about buying drugs or shoplifting
27 0 ReplyI wonder how surprised he was he got caught while wearing that t-shirt he probably bought online from a site that definitely wasn’t a honeypot
18 0 ReplyYour honor, the only thing I stole was valor
24 0 Replyshit like this is proof that chuds have never had to deal with being on the wrong side of the law
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The average person has better opsec about jaywalking
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"Everyone present at January 6th, send a letter to address and Trump will pardon you!"
Shit, I need an envelope!
21 0 Replyhow much is postage to langley, that’s where uncle trump lives.
14 0 ReplyMy dad works for trumptendo so I get to play all the pardons before they're released
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Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here.
13 0 ReplyAt least he wasn't a poser.
11 0 ReplyMust have been the easiest job for the feds with this
10 0 ReplyThe hardest part was probably sifting through all the people lying saying they were there when they weren't.
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Honest dude
10 0 ReplyChuds becoming the poster children for
10 0 ReplyDennis Reynolds looking mf
9 0 ReplyRemember the guy who wore his work ID to Jan 6?
7 0 ReplyYes, your honor, I was there on that date, but notice how the hour isn't specified? I was there after the riot was dispersed as a citizen journalist!
"Why 'Take America Back' with a picture of Trump?" because we had to take America back from Trump, of course!
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