If you're pounding one out that won't really save you. He probably games with headphones and just doesn't want to get jump scares by mom.
I always had a desk and a bed and I made a point to never have my back towards the door when I was at my desk for the above reason.
I used to almost exclusively listen to any kind of audio through headphones. I had a microphone near my desk configured so that it would pass through the vibration of footsteps directly to my headphones. I was rarely startled, no matter what sordid activity I was undertaking.
Same for me at work. But I use a mirror from Aliexpress.
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
All I think of is this now
Butthead's a Lefty?
It's for boosting Wi-Fi reception, don't worry about it.
If they can't figure it out, no one tell them.
There is no spoon.
Give him the keys for his room...
Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!
That’s actually really clever!
Partially heeding the advice of Thufir Hawat
*I would know by the sound of your footsteps mom *
Aye. That he would
The weirding way
"And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno."
Mirror?
Cyber-smack
Seems like new musky brand coming up
To eat yogurt
