Pee posting?

The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? I am just assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tik tok memes.

Aloud.

my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn't be able to pee

Still a better love story than twilight.

I like how they censor the "C" in dick so it's just "DIK"

I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting...

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say 'dick' on the internet for fuck's sake!

I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.

aloud

That's quite the sound

She is a keeper

A great shitpost about pee ... beautifully done ... now I gotta go pee ... by myself ... with no one holding my pee pee .. so they don't do a helicopter while I pee

Tried this once, wife's aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

Reminds me of the almighty Hippopotamus doing the helicopter with his tail while taking a dump. Shit hits the fan. Shits supergreen too. When I see a pond full of algae I am careful, hippo might be closeby...

I'm going for a piss

Oh yeah, want some help with that?

I am grateful that, in 24 years of marriage, this has never been an issue that has come up between my wife and I.

My wife asked for this. Lol

Dick

My question is-- What did you learn from this?

I think I'm gonna just cut out my eyes

His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?

Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?