Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 3 wk. ago

New album just dropped

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I'm digging the new single A Shrubbery. That shit slaps.
- A path!
  
  A herring!
Seeing Monty Python content in this day and age gives me hope
- They will call us boomers.
  
  Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians call "boomer" at will to their elders. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
  
  Ok Boomer
- I don't really like AI, but it's good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:
  
  The Knights Demand a Shrubbery
  
  Verse 1. You're lost in the woods, there's no escape
  Surrounded by knights who control your fate
  With high-pitched cries and armor strange
  They’re here to make bizarre demands
  
  Chorus
  Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
  To please the ones who say Ni?
  They won’t stop 'til you agree
  To bring the plants they need
  
  Verse 2
  They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
  Your quest derailed, diverted course
  A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
  If you wish to walk away
  
  Chorus
  Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
  To please the ones who say Ni?
  Or face the woe they bring to bear
  If you leave their words unheard?
  
  Bridge
  Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
  The Knights have power over thee
  A shrill decree, absurd and loud
  From knights who stand so proud
  
  Chorus
  Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
  To please the ones who say Ni?
  Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
  The Knights of Ni who rule this dell
  
  Outro
  In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
  No quest can end in any other way
  Without the shrubbery they desire
  You'll be stuck in their thorny mire
  
  I heard this in my head to the beat of "The hand that feeds," and it actually works pretty well lol
Yeah, but I am not so convinced that changing their name to Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing is going to be the right move for the tour or their next album.
Ni, ping and neeeee-whomm

^neeee-whomm
- The Band Formerly-Known As Ni.
NIN and Monthy python ? IN A SINGLE POST??? Hell yeah
NI
Came here to say Ni
Is this what happens when Nine Inch Nails loses their nail budget?
Oh what days we live in when op can say Ni willy nilly to passersby commenters...
For anyone else that had to check anyway, the last NIN albums were Ghosts V and VI from 2020.
ni

or

neeeeeeee

is the sound my new kitten makes in most circumstances.

Example: When trying to climb a pile of pillows that instead falls over,

"Neeeeeeeeeeee"
Yeah it's about my penis.
- You’re thinking of Nine Inch Males.
  
  Hey baby, I'm nine inches tall...on my feet.
  
  It's a serious medical condition. I don't know how I'm alive.
  
  Oops, hard to keep it straight.

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