Galadriel and Celeborn were married in the First Age and the story takes place at the end of the Third, so they were married for at least six and a half thousand years. During that time, they had one child. How often do you think they had sex?
All Celeborn has is Teleporno.
I does my heart good to see more Silmarillion memes leak into lotrmemes.
To be fair, his name is Celeborn. Can't blame him for being celibate.
AkShUaLlY…. It’s pronounced “Kel-a-born”….but I still applaud your humor!
Most, if not all c’s are pronounced as hard K’s in Elvish (Elven?) languages.
It does get a little weird with places like Cirith Ungol, but there are, allegedly, older maps where it’s spelled Kirith.
Successfully millions of times, unsuccessfully once.
Once.
But elf sex is crazy weird. Like, they were still doing it while Frodo and the Fellowship were there.
Dude it's elves who knows. She also slowes the passage of time by like MONTHS for a day, on top of being immortal it's pretty obnoxious. Maybe they only plow once a 1000 years, or maybe it's every day and they are only fertile once in thousands of years.
According to Amazon Prime she wants Elrond bad but he dun wan it!
He does now. Which is weird since A) she's already got guy, and B) cause Elrond ends up with her daughter
Hot
Rude.
Friendzone level.....
He's got a whole crew, Kale! I'm obviously speaking metaphorically!
