you wouldn't download a boat
15 0 ReplyThe hell I wouldn't, I can't even tell you how many benchies I've downloaded and printed!
5 0 ReplyBut you might load it down with treasure
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It cost him an arrrm and a leg
11 0 ReplyOh that's why it's wood
5 0 ReplyNo no, thankfully he's still got that.
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He was hooked on second hand ships
8 0 ReplyWhat did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?
A vast ye scurvy dog!
6 0 ReplyWhat's the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?
5 0 ReplyHe's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?
This joke makes absolutely no sense.
6 1 ReplyMaybe he's not a very good pirate.
4 0 ReplyPossible, I'll admit that.
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Gotta spend money to make money
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What's a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
4 0 ReplyYou may think it was R, but his first love is the C
7 0 ReplyIt's a trick question. There's two. I and R.
3 0 ReplyIt's a trick question, pirates can't read
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Marque.
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He didn't think he'd get a good deal, but he was blown away!
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