Affirmations rule

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Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!
I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(
- I can help ✂️
- Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card
- I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.
  
  Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers
  
  My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.
- But it’s your dilldo.
  
  That doesn't make me feel any better about it, a dildo is a toy, it's not something that should be attached to your body, especially in the spot my vagina would be. It feels very wrong.
Who is the artist?
- In case you're still wondering, it seems like the artist is G Mosley (@gmosley_ on Instagram)
  
  Thanks!
- A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.
- Rick Sanchez?
- Funniest shit ever
Dont let c/ich_iel see this!
Easy for you to say! I'm third (or more) generation haver of no ass!

None of my brothers, none of my parents, nor any of my grandparents had asses. We all have to have good elastic or very tight belts for our pants to stay up!

As for being pickled, I haven't had a drink for over 5 years, so your pep talk is an utter failure on both counts! 😛

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